19 10 / 2014

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

(Source: tomhiddlston, via captainscarletts)

16 10 / 2014

autieblesam:

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"

(Source: queerodactyl, via ussawesome)

16 10 / 2014

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  • 1: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • 2: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • 1: We should kiss right now at this party
  • 2: No that is a super dumb idea
  • 1: *kisses her anyway*
  • 2: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • 1: We should get married right now
  • 2: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • 1: Like tomorrow?
  • 2: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • 2: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • 1: Right.
  • 1: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • 2: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • 1: *immediately kills himself*
  • 2: For fucks sake.

12 10 / 2014

tasteherforbiddenfruits:

fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

image

Mark Neelstin though

Romeo G. Detlev Jr. 

(Source: bogdanseyebrows, via stardust-rain)

12 10 / 2014

jon-snow:

"YOU CAN’T CANCEL QUIDDITCH"

"wood there’s people that are dying"

(via myrtlewilson)

06 10 / 2014

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06 10 / 2014

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06 10 / 2014

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06 10 / 2014

03 10 / 2014